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The one thing no CEO will ever understand
What I learned from the most depressing conversation of my life.
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pro tip: tell your boss the AI said you’ll be more efficient at home and see which one of their irrational beliefs wins out
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I didn’t exactly enjoy writing this for PopSci, but I did learn a lot:

How gross is biting your fingernails?
Gotta be honest: Biting your fingernails is as gross as you think it is. Here's what it could be doing and what you can…
popsci.com
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Layers of stupidity
Calling Lake Ontario “Lake America” is stupid for the obvious reasons, yes, but also for historical ones.
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My Canadian heart feels strongly about this, my latest piece for PopSci:

How gross is wearing your shoes inside?
You can’t avoid poop particles or pollen, but you can avoid tracking them everywhere. Here are disturbing reasons to leave shoes at the door.
popsci.com
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How to actually see posts from your friends and family on Instagram
Instagram is a hostage situation. It has photos and videos from the people in your life, but it will only show them to you occasionally—most of the time you get algorithmically-chosen slop. This means you can scroll for hours on this so-called social network and learn very little about the people you care about. Maybe […]
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One thing I do not miss about Twitter is the brands. I hope they never find us here.
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Worried about toilet germs on your toothbrush? You can relax (mostly).

How gross is it to leave a toothbrush exposed in the bathroom?
Toilet plumes are real, but your toothbrush is probably fine.
popsci.com
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Free graph paper, an online drum machine, and a few other Actually Good Websites™
Stop doom scrolling and start creeping on the location of every boat on earth.
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Lately I’ve been drifting in the morning instead of finding joy in my writing. What helps you find yourself at the beginning of the day?